Free Birthday Freebie Coupons for Breakfast, Coffee, Drinks, Lunch, Dinner, & Dessert
It’s your birthday. And damn it, you deserve to eat and drink for free – and lots of it! Depending on your tastes and how recently you had a coronary, you can pretty much eat your way through your special day without paying a cent.
Remember when you simply had to walk in to a restaurant and tell them it was your birthday? No need for a license, and certainly no need to sign up for anything with your email address.
Those days are over, but you can still get disgustingly sick on your birthday from over-indulging on free food and drinks. And that’s an American past-time that will never go away. What I’m introducing to you today is the Birthday Glutton Marathon Challenge! Armed with a spam email address you can make a damn pig of yourself for free (and take another year off your lifespan in the process). Here’s how to do it.
7:00 AM – You have to start off your big day with a free birthday breakfast right?
- Denny’s: Join Denny’s Rewards and get a free birthday Slam breakfast.
- Bruegger’s: get a free bagel with cream cheese on your birthday.
- IHOP: join IHOP rewards and get free birthday pancakes.
8:30 AM – Breakfast was food. How about a free birthday drink, beverage, coffee (or two)?
- Starbucks: Join Starbucks rewards and “Every year on your birthday get a free drink or food item of your choice.”.
- Dunkin Donuts: Sign up for DD Perks and get “A Free Birthday Beverage coupon is valid for one any size beverage of your choice.”
9:30 AM – Time for a pit stop and a breather.
12:00 PM – Time to hit the road again. It’s free birthday lunch time!
- Red Robin: Join e-club and get a free gourmet burger on your birthday.
- Firehouse Subs: Join Firehouse Rewards for a free medium sub for use on your birthday or within 6 days after.
- Baja Fresh: free $10 birthday reward.
- Ruby Tuesday: Join the birthday club and get a free burger or garden bar on your birthday, and a free $5 coupon.
2:00 PM – Not feeling so good. It’s time for a nap.
3:00 – 7:00 PM – Wake up and feel regret.
7:00 PM – It’s free birthday dinner time!
- BD’s Mongolian: Join BD’s Rewards and get a free meal on your birthday and $5 off your next visit.
Just one dinner on your birthday is for the weak.
- Benihana: Sign up for the Chef’s table email club and get a $30 birthday certificate every year.
- Houlihans: Sign-up and get $10 off for joining plus a free entree on your birthday. Not bad!
9:00 PM – What would a birthday be without a free heart suffocating dessert!
- Olive Garden: get a free dessert on your birthday.
But one dessert on your birthday is never enough!
- Baskin Robbins: Get a free 2.5 oz scoop on your birthday when you join the Birthday Club.
- Chili’s: get a free dessert on your birthday when you sign up for My Chili’s Rewards (in addition to free chips and salsa on all visits).
Are you tough enough for the the Birthday Glutton Marathon Challenge? Challenge your friends and family who have upcoming birthdays!
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This is an absolutely hilarious post that is actually an awesome idea to send along to friends and family who have birthdays coming up! Good stuff!
Thanks, Melinda. Glad the biting sarcasm (mixed in with it actually being not that bad of an idea) was appreciated by at least one person.
I appreciated it, even though I am reading this article about 6 months later. The article made me laugh and also think “wow, I have got to try some of these out” A day of eating free, sounds like a plan to me. Lol. Especially during these times. Very entertaining!! :-)
Glad you liked it, Shannon. Hope it helps you enjoy your birthday! Don’t end up in a food coma.
Thanks GE. I’m signed up for all of them that exist in my area already.
Qdoba must not do it for all of their locations, as their Sacramento CA location (even Stockton, CA) didn’t come up. Their other locations are too far for me.
@ Ron – wow, if you do it and take pictures, or a video, I will post it.
wether its true or not, i’m surely going at my next b’day.
El Torito and Alcapulcos give free birthday dinners with email club signups as well. Just used the El Torito one last night :)
Thanks Ron. Loved the schedule and shared it with my family and friends on facebook. I had free breakfast at Dennys and a free drink at Starbucks in addition to a free dinner at a local buffet. Using some of the other offers the remaining days this week since they did not have to all be used on the actual birthday. Now I need a free workout.
What is the name of the restaurant that had the free buffet on your bday? It would be nice to know my day is coming up. Thanks.
What is the name of the buffet and was it in Sacramento? Thanks
I wish I had seen this yesterday to sign up for all of these! Yes, you can safely assume that today is my birthday. :-) I’ll at least be heading to Denny’s for a late breakfast.
Sign up for a free meal for Ihop!
I think Cousins does a free sub too.
love the puppy i have one just like that one mine part pug and part boston terrier
I every time spent my half an hour to red this website’s aticles
or reviews daily along with a ccup of coffee.
Also these birthday perks:
Krispy Kreme – free coffee and donut, with email signup
Panera – free birthday pastry, with my panera card
Starbucks -free coffee/beverage
Dave and Busters – $10 free play
Best Buy – $5 coupon, via email
Longhorn – free desert, via email coupon
Coopers Seafood -free Lobster Dinner (on actually birth day). Scranton, PA
Dutch Bros coffee places gives a free beverage to anyone on their birthday. 🎉
Birthday 🎂 is coming very Soon !,,,,,
my birthday is today where can I go
where CAN I GO FOR FREE BREAFAST ON MY BIRTHDAY
Kirby’s will give 10 $ off on any Steak Dinner on your B’day. The one in Syracuse, New York is EXC. ! 🐂 👌 🐃