Guys/gals – I finally did it.
All the hard work, the planning, the strategy, the sacrifice, the blood, the sweat, the tears – all for this one moment.
And I have been dying to break the news to all of you.
You’re looking at the brand new lessee of a Samsung UN105S9 Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV!
That’s right – I decided to become an early adopter of this phenomenal new curved television technology. Flat screen TV’s are soooo yesterday. 4K clarity as well so that 3 decades from now when the FCC makes Comcast upgrade their broadcast signal, I’ll be ready to watch Seinfeld re-runs with 2X the clarity of my neighbors.
I was a little bummed that there were no speakers included, but for the low low price of $119,999.99, what else would you expect?! I was able to pick up a Vizio sound bar, so all set there. And no need to run out to the store – the 2 AA remote batteries were included.
I felt really lucky to get two very special promotions: “low price guarantee” and “enhanced delivery”.
Look at that. They even turned the TV on for me! For free! If you act fast, you might also be eligible for this special promo so that you do not have to risk hurting your thumb.
All I had to do to get this beauty in my living room was take out a home equity loan for the low rate of 8% APR. 30 years from now, when I pay this off and start my reverse mortgage, I’ll look back on this and think, “Why didn’t I do this sooner?!”.